ASPCA eat your heart out

I just had a wild afternoon of rescuing a baby squirrel (literally the size of a hamster) from some nasty crows with the assistance of my 75 year old German neighbor, Heinz. It was kind of a nice heart awakening. I don’t like squirrels, but anything in baby-form should have a chance. It was sooo cute! I was first trying to shoo it out of the road and it had no fear of me -started climbing up my shoe. I thought -“maybe I could raise it and surly would have a little brother”. It could keep surly entertained by running just slightly out of reach then surly could do his part by giving it rides on his back! Alas, it is now in my neighbor’s dog carrier where he is no doubt trying to feed it milk until animal control comes.

Who doesn’t love hilarious cat stuff.  Believe me - this little gif will get me through my day tomorrow.  I’m guessing 8 hits from yours truly in the first hour I’m at my desk tomorrow.

Who doesn’t love hilarious cat stuff.  Believe me - this little gif will get me through my day tomorrow.  I’m guessing 8 hits from yours truly in the first hour I’m at my desk tomorrow.

midwesterndays:

Even though I stopped freelancing 1.5 years ago I am still haunted from time to time by old freelance clients. For the most part I don’t mind, it’s good to do a little extra work and catch up with the good people from my past. But there is one client. The one client that single-handedly drove me…

My new crush.  This song haunts and exhilarates me.  I’m fascinated by his pink lips and ruby red mouth.  The inside of his mouth gets rubier when he’s done being painted.  Perhaps I’m drawn to his mouth because it holds its own when hitting the loud, high notes - his lips kind of ripple and it has the overall affect of yearny emotional dreaminess.

I also think I like this song/video because it’s one of the only where he shows up without clay-mation body parts and muppety supporting actors.  Would that his show in Minneapolis were not sold out. *sigh*

He’s a younger Phil Collins.  Similar range, melodramatic synth, strong facial bone structure, puppety creatures used in videos. 

Truthfully, I’m admitting a triple-crush: Wally De Backer, this song, and Phil Collins.

The power of the keystroke

How long have we been using email as the main method of communication for personal and professional business? For me, its probably been 15 years. I’m becoming less and less of a ‘phone’ person and am increasingly depending on email to document, reference and schedule my work and fun. I’m currently averaging 20 emails day (granted, some of them are one word responses) and spend a chunk of my week curating my inbox into a streamlined system that facilitates order in a world of chaos.

Yeah. I’m that person.

Whatever your email culture, I’m guessing what I have to share will patently surprise and delight. I have been emailing with (wait for it) MY DOCTOR!  Granted, there’s a somewhat navigable on-line system in place through Allina clinics that allows for faceless/phone-call less appointment making, test results getting and general correspondence.  But the other day I sent out an email into the ether of that system (a general info@… kind of thing) and lo and behold I had a back and forth with my doctor about some health concerns that spanned 24 hours!

Some of this is due to her dedication and personality - she is fantastic - but it also falls into the category of “about damn time”!

I’m going to try not to take advantage of it, but I’m already excited about how many embarrassing phone conversations at work this is going to save me.

I don’t obsess over and rank wedding photography,

but if I did, this blog would be waaaaayyyy up there.

This photo in particular pushes me into the I’m-definitely-having-kids camp.

INFP

Really? 

Apparently I’m in the wrong field. And among the list of qualities offered as a description (from the free online adapted test) these are my favorites: 

“familiar with the darkside, hermit, more likely to support marijuana legalization, can sabotage self, likes the rain.”

I’m taking again until I get something I like better.

I’m a very lazy Halloween reveler, but if I did have the energy to put towards the fun bits of the folkloric celebration, I’d certainly hope I could be this creative with pumpkins. 

Will I ever want to carve a pumpkin again?  My festive tendencies for the best holiday of the year have seen better days, but I do think I can get back there some day.  I certainly admire my neighbors as they gore out their front steps, in preparation for scaring the bejeesus out of the little kids next Monday.  And it is certainly more likely that I’ll carve a kooky pumpkin before I ever hard boil another damn egg and dip it in some stank ass dye.  Shudder.

Only a matter of time before I post my own.  Just need to get over the overwhelming nausea of the reality of it all first.

(Source: midwesterndays)

Why does the quest for perfection never end?